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title: Advancements in hirsute basketball analysis
author: George Mandis <george@mand.is>
date: 2014-02-05
tags: post, post, basketball, silly, texting
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<p>Recently I was asked to adjudicate a friendly dispute between two brothers regarding <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chris_Paul_dribbling_20131118_Clippers_v_Grizzles.jpg">Chris Paul</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Anthony_Davis_Hornets.jpg">Anthony Davis</a>' eyebrows. My time as a basketball web applications developer for the Portland Trailblazers and general hirsuteness makes me highly qualified for such judgements</p>
<p>I submit the following iMessage transcript for public record:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-244" alt="silly-conversation-eyebrows" src="https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/georgemandis/media/silly-conversation-eyebrows.png" width="640" height="3651" /></p>